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he's stronger than gravity and puts up with my depravity. "new york times" best yet.. yes. >> all right. before we get to some new stories, let's d o this.greg's >> greg's leftovers. do number up. but above all right, whe it's leftoversre i. week. i read the jokes. we did news this week. and as always,an it's my firsty time reading them, so they . will bake joe mackey into a giant cake and send it to brian stelter. >> now, the movie beetlejuiceetj opens in theaters today. it's aboutui a dead guy who wano to return to the world of the living. and that's a plot that sounds really familiar. and a set itpp up that. it.

hunter biden faces 17 yearsso in prison over his tax evasion case. 1717 years, which means if he goes to jail, he may never see next girlfriend grow up. of >> i'm proud of that one that joe biden is finally admitted that the inflation reduction act has actually nothingmitted o with inflation. >> it was actually a climate bill imat, but also, in this ran moment of honesty, he confessed he only calls his wife a doctor so she'll remove whatever stuck in his. >> gre oh, yeah. it's been 72 hours since cnn announced it was bringing back brian stelter. r, and already their bathroom bathroom custodian has committed suicid e and thiseive week, kamala harris received

two ringing endorsements from vladimir putinements f and liz oh, i like that. they have her name. they're saying, don't get confused. i bet you didn't know that vladimir and liz had soimid much in common. >> but here's vlad and liz in happier times. oh, gloves are off today. bare knuckle fighting tonight, ladies and gentlemen. it's a bare knuckle fight. ght.this, this this week, kamala harris went to debate camp where one of the goals is to show the difference between her and joe biden.e to do this, her team will acknowledge joe biden's grandchild. >> oh, yeah, he has staying cold blooded. yeah, i do. a new study shows florida is the most fun stata ise to vin in the us and got to believe it

has something to do with all some. nd appks hey, pallam bay. ba that's my matese george clooney compared president biden to george washington. in return, joe biden compared george clooney to john wilkes booth. eorg true. it >> a marketing firm admits to using your own phone to. listen in on your conversations. but they stopped after listeninn your conveg to one mas depressing, boring, pointless one ersations almost the company to shut down. we go toto that man live for comment on that one. yeah. yep. people readylike a? it's like a frisbee in the desert. you could just see it. 10. wayes away i all right. kamala harris is proposing a new ta.x that will helpk th enterprise new or startup small business that could help youngie women who want to become nannies. (lid her husbandlp women.

>> a newau study shows owning a pet won't make you happier, which is why karma has already . >> tim walz. joe biden said the secret service won't let him interact with crowds anymore becaus croe it's too dangerous. not for joe, but for the crowdro who risk getting on. finally, a new study says that doing high intensity workouts can help reduce prematur e aging. >> not true. in other news, jesse watters bought a stair climber. g: let oh, let''ss do the news. all right.de on thursday, hunter biden pleaded guiltyn pl to nine charges stemming from failure to pay more than $1,000,000 in taxesm fa. before but before that guilty plea, he wanted to enter an alphlty ae

ford plea.pl it's a legal maneuver that allows a defendant to acknowledgeea tha that there is enough evidence to convict without admitting guil et. t. translation hunter, who's a lawyer, by the waylation wantd to maintain his innocence while pleading guilt his inny. >> that's like having your crack and eating it to o, which i a i'm pretty sure hunter has done of them sure of a romaniant of sex worker who hasn't. s> but ultimately, hunter' only to be able to raise their.. >> cat didn't hunter's effort failed and he ended up pleading guilty and will be sentenced in december. hopefully his dad pardons him, if only to protect other criminale ences from having to a some of his paintings. >> now, we'd expect that i would would be happy. you would be right be ? i am happy, but not over this plea. i'm happy because it's friday

and larry kudlow is backstage in a shorty robe peeling a bige bowl of grapesin. f >> but i actually don't feel any joy over hunter getting whacked over taxes . abo ,if i coulutd get out of paying taxes, believe me, i would. i the government more money than nancy pelosi spends on her thanends. o that's a lie. people.ot but also, i love hunter. he makes me feel good abouthee myselffe. razy >> i've done some crazy in my past, but i never bangeddead by dead brother's wife. not yet. >> oh. i also have never paid by a ukrainian gas company except this strip at their party. nian and i never win an entire month without wearing pants oroliday sprayed by nostrils by snorting six metric tons of coke. i also never fail to pull out of a stripper, which was never

an issue at chippendales, and iy never pretended my kid wasn't mine . >> i just left him in the woods to be raised by bats. g >> but hunter did do somethingts amazing for show. he gave us a legit reason for talking about . blow because it's news. still, would we care if it wasn't joe biden's kid to fair question. and i just don't feel comfortable acting like the creepss on the other siden't fe who hunt us for political reasonel s. take, for example, this in a secret recording for steven crowder's mug club. a spokesman for the manhattan u.s. attorney's office admits, well, we already knew the hush money case against trump was nothing more than alvin bragg engaging in lawfare to boost his own political image. >> watch as felonies didimh. nothing to stop trump from running. no, in fact, they made him more relevant. so that backfired for him. did

is out together. that's why i wrote this before . they decided to prosecute because, you know, he was you. >> thank god for the secret hidden cam. now, that dude in the video, he told the new york post, he saido all that in private to a stranger that he was trying to impress, whicpress, wh makesk it's the oldest trick in the book. if you want to get something from someone you jus.t tot put n and pretend you're interested. that's how i got this job. but his confession is also true. we always knew this leftist

lawfare was real, and it all of us off. and it should. but do we want to be like themsu scumbagsld will imprison you for political purposes. >> no. sure. hundreds of sleazebag. he bang anything that breathes and share. but i don't want one democrat. even if democrats don't. people like me. of course, hundreds should jail especially ifo you would go to jail for the very same.as no one is above the law. as hunters, dad loves to say. >> but to be happy about hunter pleading guilty because he's a democrathe i means we're no betr than those goons who weaponize the justice system. except, of course, hunter did break the law, and all trump did was commit the crimeme of winning. >> all right, barry tortured people. forge

>> forget and for good reason, that you're a lawyerd for . true. i don't know where your life went wrong, but that'se your foo a whole nother show. what do you make about his changeut of. her >>e, what is he tryinghunt to accomplish here? hunter biden. weller, a couple of things on the alford plea. this was all an attempt, thisl to avoid accountability, which he has been able to dability,o his ente life. he wasn't able to do it in this . >> and the whole approachha he had was i need to do this for my family. so i even though i didn't dove anything wrong, i'm going to plead guilty for my family. you know why this backfired? >> i think at the end of the day. you mentioned it three times in your monologue. , if y if you really care about your family, how about acknowledginor little girl who's your daughter? >>is your first, foremost, butm a legal perspective, why did he ultimately have to cave and plead guilty? period. ultimathave tone the law and t. two really good reasons that were completely up against

him. they had him dead to rights, h.u but the big issue and we haven't touched on it so far today hereave ed about, the >> this is more about the calendar than it is the law. he knew that if he pled guilty e right now, his team with the judge could finagle a sentencing in december. perft month the perfect mont him one month afterh the election, one month before dad leaves dad. offi despite joe's protestationscee that he's nojot going to pardon or commute hunter you do crazyki stuff for your kids. he's going to be pardoned no w right? well done, todd. you almost sounded like i know, right when soundu i told him yo to a real law school. >> i went to the university of californi.ita at los angeleso lost ucla. >> oh, that's a 2000 to bruins . >> yeah, there you go. all right, people. yeah>> there, four, we go. not usc. all right. hey, so, jim, welcome to the.jie show. first time. hope you're doing okay over there. thank you, sir. next to todd. i know doiy over he. ther xt >> smells bad. t at one point, though he , you we

one of trump's lawyers. when you see this video, this secret videhe so is, all. that going to have any impact at all? >> it's -- it's infuriating. ot but does it matter? no, i mean, not for the court purposes for the court of public opinion, for sure. su it's one of thoseyo things you call a gaffe because he accidentally spoke the truth. i mean ntly spoke the, you know, you dt have to be a lawyer or even of the esteemed level of todd at usc or wherever it was, the l.a. it kept trusting.is >> it just got like, give or take. well, in my correspondence, law school learned that, no,t my the reality is a couple things. number one, you know, he is going to get a pardon. that's that's the safest bet in the world. on, thatbet inbut terms of the . i mean i felt so strongly about it that i testified in congress. nd and i'll tell you, a as somebody that was a prosecutor for an years, i'vesomea pros seen ag like it across the board. this is singular treatmente . nr it is inventing crimes where there's not a crime. and we this the hush money case that they're talking about today, that's not even cag illegal, like we're calling it legal activity case at. and so i see these things from a systemic point of view and iee

think, you know, this guy just kind of admitted the obvious that you've got prosecut o e d.a.'s that are politicians at heart that are announcing i will finre annoud a way to pr' this person and they're doing it. and you don't have to be a lawyer to realize something fundamentally wrong with it, that we're turning the system upside dowo n and. so, you know, the more attention to that we can give, the better, because the systemt is broken. >> when you just decide i will get donald trump at all costsys >> that's what they're doing. chilling, chillingald . all right. it is timpf we got kind of two topics here. it's a bigger topic above it,il. an umbrella topic, if you will. >> are you sad or happy ored abt chagrined about hunter oh, g: yu you remember to breathe? yes. i had so r much else going on. yeah. i think another reason(laughte d that he might have done this would be because the trial could be embarrassinong because this is in the news right now. basically once and then every sentence. that'll be in

the news. but the trial would be in the news probably every day. soe tria what i see when i lookr people do guilty pleas when i watch dateline. yesee whens. hmm. i get by the way, dateline is the if you why go to law school when you can just watch dateline? teline. i saw one alfred plea was and i didn't have to google it. yeah i was like, oh, that meansv that they're acknowledging that there's enough evidence, but they're not totally admitting to guilt. >> but can you cite the dateline case? i mean. there's several of them that you're not. >> well, where would i begin? >> you know, you're not much here, but also, i think i. i really liked what you said about how it's not. you shouldn't be happy b becausf there's someone on the other side and kind of look at the looke ca, what it is. >> i agree with hunter that paying taxes. yeah. the difference is, is i. i still do it right? >> yeah. and i think that part of the reason why people it comesso hypocritical when his dad who he's very close with is running talking about fair share this fair share that judging other people for

being upset about paying taxes when his own son who he says is the smartest guy he knows apparently just was not bothering. >> yeah, exactly. yeah. so that's where that comes from. but yeah i think it's to probably kind of avoid also an d avoid more negative press. all right tyra's that brag stuff still me off. >> yeah, i would love to get into that, but there were some besmirched was made in your in your monologue. let me tell you with the lighting and the music, it's a lot harder to pull out of a stripper than you realize. >> greatn yo. d why did they why did they take your single jim trustye of that they took? jim cherry i mean, i mean,e at one of my kids will find out that you were made in penthouse. sweetheart. and so i sympathize and is so i just, you know, you think about me sometimesswee also, it's hard for me to talk f about a guy like, oh, you a daddy of a strip cluorb, love,

man. >> i raise mine. yeah, but. >> oh, god, thank god she that doesn'wat watch show. >> but we talked about this yesterday. this was the panic button was hit yesterday. mm-hmm. hunter's no dummy. dad can't remember. ing we so, yeah, they're literally going. we need to get this done need t now because there is a general fear that she's not going to win. sht pretty confident,, but i really feel they had to change that whebuey feln he that interview with the new york economist? yesterday. i think that. and i think. what's your next move, vp? she can't do can't. al and that group, all they careou about is money they didn't care about. there was not is m there was noo are you racist? are you just, hey, how can i protecu t money? han and he handled that at a high level. so they changed the thing with, oh a, hunter's going to he's falling on his sword. n you're killing yourself after you stabbed everybody else. there's no reason to fall yourd i will not touch his sword. and what she would to.

yes, but what bothers me the most, i'm telling ,a father, if it was my child,, i would look america dead in the eyeif. e woul and i'm going to pardon my kid. i'm going to do it. everyone here would do it. it ot it? because you're going to do it. yeah. or you the fix. is in and he's g just going to get a really big fine which they have no problee becausm paying because . money that they got from us anyway so yeah either way it's winwin, with win win. >> let's move on. will voters excuse the ap's news? >> great. good, good job. if you'll be in the new york area, we'd like tickets to see gutfeld. go to foxnews.com slash gutfeld and click on the link to join our studio audience. i never expected to find anyone alive just just a girl. >> just a girl. you learned at an early age how to not feel badly about hearing things. >> we think that all murderers like and they look like a murderer when in fact, most

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thanks to the associated press i facts into a mess. so here's j.d. vance remarkingel on the school shooting in georgia. >> i don't like that this is a fact of life. but if you're if you are a psycho and you want to make headlines, you realize that our schools are soft targets and we have got to bolster at our that' schools. >> that's pretty straightforward,s pretty right now, here's the headline the apb published on x j.d. vance saysoo school shootings are a fact of life. shootingcalls for better securi. >> so you see what they did there. he said he like that school shootings are a fact of life and they left out that didn't like parts. >> but what would you expect the people that brought you the very fine people hoax when trump said i'm not about white supremacists and , they happily left out the i'm not talking tai about and then ran with the rest. t whitnow once the ap got callet on it, they deleted it and replacednazis. it with a

new headline. but even that didn't give the full context"i a of what vance said. meanwhile, the harris campaign repeated the false headline, using it as a chance to attack vance and trump. atof course, there's little question that the ap or the harris campaign knew exactlyrrisn they were doing. i wonder how ap would feel about it if it happened to thedm . >> a headline might read ap is against lying to people.a he but you know, take awaye." the against against. you got a whole different meaning. differaning!and one that is the. >> period. trut all righh.t, jeremy, see the don come out they they're talking misinformation. this information is the thing that the dems keep railingms k and underneath that, it's anything they disagree with. meanwhil tt is e what should the dojt th be investigating the ap? i mean, if you're going to go misinformation, disinformation, it's our media that really is mastemedir that class.

yeah, i mean, thank you. yeah, they're floodingul my question and i would doon. well. >> this is the age of disinformation. you s amyou know, it's amazing that every mistake in the media tracks in one direction somehowl president trump is hitler, not anybody else. somehow there's errors likerne e this in quotes. so, look, i mean, we're living in an age where objective journalism with greg gutfeld excluded seems to be dead . and i think on the legal side, what i'd say is it would it's time to revisit the standard for public figures. . you know, we've got this new york times versus sullivan thing makes it very hard forde a public figure to sue for defamation. and if we're not going tfae dono have i'm not a big fan of criminalizing poor speech, even if f, you know it's free. but if we're not going to have prosecution, we should at least, we s have avenue for redress to start start to rein these people in that are just intentionally propagandists. that's what we're living with now. you knowin. , i kind of agree i amularly defamed regularly, but i also defam, e regularly. rig

>> rightht. you're what we call the full. employment act for lawyers. >> yes. it's going to work. well yes., on the one hand,ll you know, someone will call me a and. >> the other hand i will talk about brian stelter being fat till my head explodes. >> what's worse, cat? >> i could take it from here.t? okay. it's friday. i honestly think that the harris campaign needs to as the kidsharris go out and touch grass. right. becaus e they the fact that theyth would hear something like this and think that it was actually plausibleins ank it bul that j.d. vance would say school shootings, then notsa a big deal yet is crazy. >> it actually proves you're livinitg outside where so divided at this point that people are living outside of realityre living outsid. peoe so i think that what these people need to do is they need to just meet a republican. yeah. meet a republican. get to know a republicanican, g talk to a republican. i've criticized j.d. vance on plenty of things, and i'll

continuety o, an to do so whener i think it's warranted. but if i were to see it is someg where he's like, it's just kind of part of life, when a school gets shot up where, i would do further investigating because that would seem unreasonable. yes. and if it doesn't seem that way to you, you need to go out and get to know more peoplunrean e that are not in your own little bubble because you are living at that point outsidubble of reality. >> yeah. in your point is it's like, you know, tara, it's like the ap. you counts on the fact that you won't read the story and that you will juste ea the worst intent of the person they're doing. >> so they'll just do what. ka stord t like says no normal pern would do, which is assume it's truare. >> well, the campaign for the democrats is the ap. ap. yeah. so but the disgusting thing was, is that the childrenin ano and two teachers lost their lives. we have another shooting againbn . the conversation shouldn't have been what j.d. said it should be. what are w wt jdaid,e saying? what do we get from her? this has to stop. yet this has to stop. vice president of the united states. lady, i say the because across

america, we make every month banks will have new, new security techniqueniques, sg new things to look for because they assume at some point someone'ois going to try to rob them. that's why they stay up and to protect our money so they can borrow it out from us and not py us back. but that's a different argument. but they're always changinus ba right? yeah, but why don't they just start saying we don't care. say about your kids? hmm? schools are soft. [ blyours hear that they one side blames guns and will never wants to blame people. but there's no one. bla you'll send $20 billion to another country. but hemey, open market with oure kids. so when this stuff happens, we've gotten to the point wheret we so care about our actual act citizensua and our actualll arg people that we will argue over trying to spinue talking point instead of saying like, when are we going to start using our own military to protect our children, our police officerslice are disrespected, they're undervalued. and here's the deal. k fo you need people who are trained to look for people who've gone to commian

t harm. men wh who better than our men and women who serve in this countrs y. we've got so many veterans coming home, right? i mean , we got space force. how? school force. yeah. okay. you want to tax us over everything? tax ushow about taxes? thke make our just make my school like a banatk. >> that's all i ask.s al yes, that's all i ask. yeahi . [ applau and, you know, we come outme against that kamala harris because she was against having any kind of security officers or police officer in se and i believe it was the security officer that helped to reducecur that the grr damage in this last shooting. todd, no one really represents you, misrepresents you because you do a fine job of that u . self >> that's from 5 to 6 every morning. yes. yes. >> from 5 to"fox and friends" f exactly. is it interesting to seereg: i how the demssn and the media woe together on every story and like like jim says, ittion. only goes in one direction. but also we need to be clear exactly what's war going n here. the harris-walz campaign has come up with a tactic. it's callez campaid lying and ht

that the truth doesn't catch up and they're aided to youesn't ct by their allies in the media. lookn th at project 2025. >> crime is down the border. secure these are lies. and when a headline just appears, the average person who's just reading the headline hears that they're not seeing the articl ande, they're notei hearing the correction. >> so let's keep that in mind. trump anngd i mean, trump and vance need to be on guard for this, especially when comes to the debates. but secondarily to your point and toe de your iris. >> what about my point? >>nce said in this speech, we need to harden schools. vd in tthat was his main takeai kamala harris is scared of that. they sais isd cops in schools scares kids. >> you know what else scares kids? s inoolsand their parents who vo getting shot. they couldn't give trump and vance a win here, so they lied. >> all right. todd pirro. yeah. yeah. id you

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. >> it's a home run. nice try. no, wait. let me get to in a o second. okay, then taylor swift and travis kelce hold hands, leaving arrowhea d after chiefs opening win. the win is the last partwin is e sentence. >> then this is my favorite. the third one, taylor swift. swe chiefs season opener with thigh high red. >> how come to you that this is all we're going to hear are o i guess it beats electionit coverage but it's like it's -- it's i we're not going i get away from this. >> yeah, i'm a little upset because i've jus, t i actually i've always really wanted to get into taylor swift and i feel liksw i e should have beene to know. i feel like i should have been able to. >> iuld ha e i have a cat.ca yeah. you know, i've with the cat alone for a decade now,ke i feel like that should have been the time whe than. i mean, i would have found probably some fellowship with the taylor swift, with thei swifties as well. i couldn't get into it, but people are really intoth th,

and it's going to continue that. but that's why they're doing it, if people want to read it, people are clicking on these the swifties. they're goin.g to come afterswii you. if they see this, if they see what you said, come at me. they are wishinges to they will sitthis there. i'll give you my address.. e yo >> they will say things to youu because they're trying to you know, they're goinmyg they're going to say things to you. >> they'll make you wish you were never bor n. born. >> what if i enjoy that? well, then you're definitely det on the right track. >> yes. do you believe, cat,onhew that that diarists? do you know me? look, it's okay. you answer yes. do you blame me? a it's okay, my homie. what cat said, which is that? >> that is a really. good audience for the new york post. for that there's a huge audience for a successfua hul wn who still supports her man. >> yessupports. who message that.

>> all right, todd, you watch sports. >> i do thank you. this mahomes character d, he's pretty good. >> no, but i mea here's my question. are we all secretl y hoping they break up? and this is just a big build up for the big fall big big? >> the big issue.he i wouldn't go that far. here's what's really going on here. the nfl knowre.s this is the las year to milk this because last night, travis kelce wasn't the best tight end on the field. that was a guy named isaiah likely. okays noight end, this could be, kelsey's final year. what's going to happen? he's going to goappen, off into the sunset do that podcast, making millions, hangings, out with his brother which is ilhan omar's dream job. >> nich isa ooh, here you go. e thank you. that was a long ride. but you got there and i broughta you home. tyra's jim, i got a legal question for you now. went taylor and i dated. >> no one knew. i said don't write any songs about it because i know it's going to end.

it's what i love. and then i leaveus of. is there a question that there's often not? >> yeah. yes, but you know, what is it wise for celebritynot.g: to pare their romance? because sooner or latee their tr a lawsuit and then they start. then they then it turns ugly. le >> they feel that now everything has to be public. i agree with the premise. be pubtaylor. i kept it quiet for a long time and it was i used to wearoots the red thigh high boots, but i see i could see it in those boots. >> s o i. >> we'll see you in those. i'm in. >> the thought that i'd abo be talking about this corporate merger betweenut swift and the nfl. all i want is a piec alle of the action. love the rest of it i would just love to turn off. and i grew up a redskitooff.n, o i'm so offended by chiefs. like on behalf of nativere is

americans. yeah, a little tear coming through there. yes. and i think they need to be banned tear, publicly shamed for even calling themselves chiefs that might get rid of taylor t incidentally, they should they they should rename the chiefs to the swift or the taylors the kansas city taylors. >> think about that. they'll. >> it no, no, that's not the name. stop it. it's the kansas city mahomes. come on. that's the name. let's get that hashtag my homies going tonight online, ladies and gentlemen, is hig ma: >> coming up, we lampooning a pizza eating buffoon. oon. >> this is an year unlike any other. that's why you need america's number one most watched news source. stay with us. all the way to election night. the candidates are ready.

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inflection points. you know what? >> oh, no wonder his wife left him and everybody else.else tyrus, i guess the coconut to kamala. my falling out of the coconut tree. , fall owhy?stretche wow, it really stressed that one. yeah. wh oney is.hy >> why does this man stillis exist? i don't know why he exists, but this. manthis on a pizza, eating it backwards is weird to me, but it's not the weirdest thing i've seen before. when bef? that when i think of things like this, i think of things that just make you uncomfortable. like, i think i have a slide, show. do we have to have times when i'm like, that's uncomfortableto hot dogs in one bun? next slide, please. a bull in a china shop. tha

and the weirdest thing i've ha life wasy entintire this one. >> watching my homie dunk the basketballre lif. a little preparation for today. tyra. >> all right, you know what,. todd? i imagined>> gre you relate to , clip because you're so used to eating alone at restaurants . . it's. it's my process. how?ow >> get ready for the show in the morning telling you things on this one. ree thinyou know, campbell is l, dude, bro, like, this isn't helping. g.second, i grew up in northernn new jersey with the actual piesr on. this is called reasons for. right. let me tell you somethin g. you try putting coconut on your pizza in essex county. the real o zones are goingnty, to give you something. >> what for? if you will. yeah. and then third. thank you. essex county in the house on. >> third. which is the weird party again. yeah. i'm goin g jazz hands, walls and coconut dough. >> yesd coconu.

>> this guy, jim. single handedly destroyedngle-h new york. >> you have insaneany destro pen the streets because you can't arrest him. the cops are handcuffet i at turn. >> i mean, i have nome question the defense rests. thi? well, you make it. y you on your case. yeah. i mean, actuallyou, when i first saw it, i mean, my first thought was, where d io i get those 10 seconds back? know, that was horrendous. and nobody in their right mind does this little exercise he's doing. and what kind of talent are they tryin dat kg to draw o? like, why would you pick somebody who's literally radioactive for new york to be your kind of pizza spokesperson? >> b but that i mean, i'm tellig you, i'm stuck on jazz hands, too, with my friend from cal state fullerton di md that. >> i mean, they tried to trot out the trial balloot oun of., those guys are weird, likeli we're in third grade. and then you've got walsto thirn waltzing on the stage with these bizarre hyper

histrionic moments. yeah. waving to invisible friends and stuff. friend yeah, and i'm thinking, like, just for my buddies,s. my redneckle friends i hang out with, they see somebody like that. they don't need to hear a single policfriendy. >> they're. yeah, that bag is a. yeahy . o he and they don't even get to miss harris. soar. do >> yeah. all right, kat, clean it up for us. d this was supposedll to be a callback, right? >> him eating pizza with a knif hime and fork in 2014? >> yes.knif as if anybody remembers that. >> oh, that was. we also killed that groundhog. everybody remember>> greg:s tha. yeah, but in 2014, i mean, that's like when turned down for what came out. we were all drung. butk that year.ha i also. yeah, i think that the caption, below said, i am hungry. >> i will eat pizz a today. he tries so hard to be relatable. just admit you're not just like be your ow. n weird self becauseelf- then this is just yeah and go away. he ran for greg: he president. remember that? that was funny. all right. maybe it wasn' maybe itt your male next

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>> todd young and dumber, without a doubt. >> because, yeah, becaus>>e i love to have sort of that ignorance that would allow me to do stupid things like jump ouorancet a plane like i now knw you really can die in therene are experts that die when they jump out a plane. so i would love to have that kind of bld lik bt reallyeh really care. >> wow. that's a that's reallyat uplifting. >> i'm here. i'm here to bring joy. >> yeah, you are. jim, i have a lot of room to get older, so, you know.ey ae yeah, i guess it's goodlaughi they're laughingng, actually, yg but. >> so i'd have to go young a and dumber, but man. when i was really young, i was super dumb. so this is kind of incarceration time, if i go too far. >> yes. far.six, actually. >> time yeah. tyra so kind of a no, noe , no. i rather a little older and smarter. i'm young and dumber. i'llsm have like 14 kids. o,

cat dumber. >> really? yeah. r you think i'd be older and dumberan? >> i feel like it'd be good if i didn't know how to turn on aa phone. yeah. what problem could i possiblphy have? that's true. all problems come from your phone. yes, that'llmes true. e have that's true. i right. you have to have time fo time f. another one? no, we don't have time for another one. well, that e r anothe . >> we're just getting started. oh, we do have time to poure ou one out for the homies. >> yes. for thn. right dow now, group, i want to be an actor. so why don't you act like a good sister and get me some of those baby back ribs? i to be direct, you know, let's try a scene where you go get your and h and cut out a drama section and maybe i'll just go get wings for everybody. >> there's an invisible gap in your home's defenses. a gap that can be emotionally

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