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i yes, it appears there's no arbate around my appeal. happy wednesday, everyone. so people are accusing last night's debate moderators of teaming uy wednesp trump whie letting kamala's slide. trueator, trump was constantly under attack by the moderators. >> so much so you'd think were working from a slanted roofyo belt like an ambush. you knowd than, with kamala ande moderators jumping all over trump. i haven't seenlike three on one. that disturbing since i was at that golden girls trump afterparty . i just watched it. >> it's what i like to do.

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understandably, the moderators were heavily criticized for their bias. their >> david muir seemed completely crmoved by the critiquesbi. in a biased factcheck of trump, muir claimed crime is using discredited data from the fbi. . wow. david so gullible, he probably still believes those photos i took them really were for a charity calendar act. >> joke's on you. meanwhile, kamala harris referred to january six as the greatest attack on american democracy since the civil war. shnuary 6 ase said the day befoe september 11. that's saying you had ag yo terrible seat at the theater. to mary todd lincoln lincoln. some truther is here. second shooter on despite

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troops in iraq, syriae troo and sailors in the middle east, kamala harris claims there was ant american troop in war zones. >> that's only true about tim walz. >> but less than an hour after the debate ended, the campaignhe challenged trump to a second debate in october. debate aher only demands are tht they add more objective moderators. >> and meanwhile kamala was noted for her exaggerated facial expressions. meanwhilshe is reacting to donad trump's comments on the afghanistan withdrawa l. oh, you guys like some art. all right. monologue. >> so as crime remains a majorg. issue in the presidential election, american voters got to witness yet another felony firsthandres and it was last night when you saw an entire network sneak up on a candidate and mug him instead of asking trump to shake her hand at the start.

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harris should have asked him to hand over his wallet, watch and phone. to >> but abc's blatant assault wasn't just on trump. it was also an attack on you, the voter. because last night an entire atc decided that their own politics was more important than answering the question every pol unsure voter wanted answered. who the hell is kamala harris?wt the repulsive pair of moderators obliterated your right to know. denying onc- again the nation a fair and honest election for our highes yout to knot. it truly was the first d-i debate where different standards were enforced on trump, while harris had none . >> worse, the moderators contempt for us is so total they didn't care whose sidhae. >> but hey, what's your reputation as a news network? when you got an electiony did no sabotage, they now have less credibility than hamas at a bara hatzvah. >> now, i could go over all the checkedump was fact by the moderators and harris was in or out. the host pressedat trump trump r

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multiple follow ups, but didn't for harris. deratorsbut it's 10 p.m., and bw you've heard all that news. i swear, if i hearrelati three against one one more time, i'm going to cancel my groupve harris.it with hanso >> it was clear that linsey davis and david muir gav..e kamala, the easiest night she's had since willie brown ran out of . terrible. e. pologiz >> rather than a policy debate, we got abc baiting trump and kamala piling on. it was designed to make trump look bad and avoid forcing harris to explain why looks flipped every position like she did burgers at her make believe job at mcdonald'sdr . she lied at will withouty a single fact checked, even trotting outposies at the people project 2025 and bloodbath hoaxes. all three are provable lies, but nothing, nothingable lie frm

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your friend linsey, who might as well have been weariny davisg kamala 2024 at viewers would have had to bend a triple axle. th is likehead a microwave with air peace. >> but perhaps the greatest unmasked question was how kamala got to be o on thathe stage in the first place. how could the moderators not have asked her about she hid hav biden's dementia from the americand he people?m th it took trump to ask her who is actually running the country right nok w? what's scary is she didn't have an answer for that either. they didn't even botherid n with kamala's newly posted policy agenda. page job fro havanm biden's old campaign website. wouldn't that seem relevant to a woman who? kept repeating, i have a plan.r it's clearpoli abc if the ameria public a topic that i would say hold your applause. but i know it's hard you. t is >> they torpedoed the one opportunity for voters to see who harris really was. and now there's no way that you can actually judge who won or j lost the debate. it's like trying to guesudges

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the of a painting once. you know, it's a forgery. is a and that's what this debate was about. as real as rachel levine's. the dems could say they won,sa but the public lost. >> this was the one chance for america to w see harrisw unvarnished. >> and abc chose to varnish her. ambut you also got to ask, whych would kamala risk trotting out all those debunkedos? the because she knew the fix was d in. they were going to run for her. it's kind of like me picking a fight at a bar with ty ross br by my side. why worry? i'll sit back and take the beeir and then take credit for everything. but you also got to wonder why abc would tank its reputation and spit on the american public . prop her up. they must know her campaign is in trouble and thatsp meant emergency surgery. but not on kamala. on trump make him look as ugly as possible so she looks better and is angry. reaction is what they wanted. they created an ambushso shs wh

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to elicit his rage. then they could say, oh, lookat at his anger. it's like asking why are brian kilmeade arms flailing anger asu try to drown him in a bathtub? >> he puts up a struggle. meanwhile, you learn nothing. >> harris as intended. this is inflation is still doubleintended digits.n doub our border still doesn't exist, and our inner cities are descendingles, into unlivabe you think two so-called journalists on a major networkts have noticed? but expecting honesty from ght haveyde expecting integrit from pond scum. >> oh, same thing. >> let's welcome here in tonight sketch as she'sguest! our favorite tulsi because no one else is named tulsi, member of the trump transition team. >> tulsi gabbard. ooks he looks l like the guy who on your sidewalk. oh, wait, that is him. founder of studio tsi.

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>> that got my girl love there . she's like, from michigan and and 66 years old. you're talking about kat timpf friday night. you could go sledding on his toenails. >> "new york times" best selling author, comedian g, former nwa world champion taras . >> tulsi, you're on trump's transition team. what did you make of last night? were you surprisedf la how the moderators heavily weighted the debate? >> not at all. not at all.e i i think we it was what weeighte should all have expected. ectsee how these people operat . you know, you look at the comments that mueller has made, you look at the comments that linsey davi operate s has made there. bias was baked in from the very beginning because they're not real journalistsr hath. e they are essentially these political operatives whose job it is tobeginnin try to distracy

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from kamala harris' record, distract from the serious issues that we face. not a singled he question raiseh about how are you going to prevent the destructioate n of r country and the world from nuclear war, which we are closer to than ever before y and . evd on the eve of the islamistse terrorist attack oern 11, they did not raise a point, a questionf th or a challenge about how either of these candidates will stem the spread of this radical islamist ideology around, the world and in our own country here at home, and how you would prevent this threan cot fromt fr continuing to grow. so, you know, they were not at all intereste d in informingereste the american people about the truth, about anything. nformingwe can expect that they will continue to be propagandists for kamala harris . >> de propago you think trump cd have been more prepared in thait arena? >> i mean, i was caught off guard by the bias, but he knows, bu they're going to come after him. >> could he have been could cot taken the bait much? as much? you think maybe. >> the

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you know, the thing about donald trump is he's not a politician. yeah. so t kamala harris, he spenton a the last week rehearsing, scriptedt kama that pollsters ln wrote for her. >>es t you know donald trump wes his heart on his sleeve. and so he had three people coming at him and, you know, calling things out on him. and it was just it was a very one sided thing. i think the thing that donald trump was he kept on, even d as he got worked up in his answers about different thingsen he kept on bringing itt back to higher cost of living undeth kepr. l kamala harris and joe biden. tens of millions of americans streaming acrossarris an our bor and the increase in crime in our communities. and those are the thingsssurcomt people are concerned about. >> you know, loftuof thes, every knows that you're homeless and s ana and you have to typically scrounge for food. >> were you offended or jealouso when trump talkeoddt a le about illegals eating pets? did that didga that was a little jealous when i heard about cat eating, i'm like , what? i love that.

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>> i thought i thought trump had an amazing night, a completely amazing night. like, he signed up for a day, at a debate, and got fight club and said, yeah, againsgot fighte three different people. i would have left the room. yeah, because you look at th.ers who looked like they just came off the set of lik tracy, righd >> you had shoulders, mcgee and captain. no facers mcgee ane. >> and then kamala, our ding, strolls in looking like countols chocula. yeah, sh ie. she took, like, six days to prepare. oh, he says something. >> i'm going to put my hand on my chin. oh. , take that. >> and then her big responseke a ist., i a plan? >> yeah. and no details to the plan, which i invite everybody to trye that in their real life. when vis ta and like, hey, you missed it. you missed a payment . you >> just go.a i have a plan. w

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i guarantee they won't be. oh, okay. take care. i'll see you laterilsay,. t if my god, what if that works? that would be a try. that when i get home. >> kat. were you somehow destroyed affected by david mira's dreamy stare at your. >> i thought you were going to say dave grohl secret baby. goinhey, wait a minute.. that in which case i of was distracted respect expected that from literalldistray elselo right and whatever. nor. i also think look i think that republicans might don have done a disservice by setting the bar so low foar kamala that she formed complete sentences soe formed. people are like, wow, right. yeah. but also the debate, i thinkcome it's it doesn't really matter that much. and i think that's never been not r than the fact fac the polling in the wake of the last debate, which pol that chad the course of everything. biden so bad did so badly. they were like, oh, this this liked being a part

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of public life almost entirely. >> right. and i and i saw a poll. i think trump gained one point on him after that. yeah. and biden lost two points whend the debate made it so clear that he neededbi to,clea you know, not just like probably go to the hospital. >> right. right. soed to herobabl i think it's vy interesting to view with within the context of that. >> also.-- that is true. it's a good point. i think everybody's made their decisions except reallof m strange people. >> yeah, i really, really struck a nice waad decisiony of, calling them. great. hey, i'm sorry. i'm sorry. i know. i'm sorry. yeah, i don't know., i'm undecidegregg. d. >> yeah, like, where have you been? there'ere have you bees, you knn outer space and you're allowed, period. the >> it is. okay, i'm going to put it in the words of my ten-year-old daughter. daddy, this is some. >> what is it was the only time she didn't get in trouble for cussing. listen, we know exactly who we saw who kamala is. we saw we saw w exactlyla i the choices in this countrs.y. t we have a person who's runningry as president to bee president,

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and then we have the socialist party, which is putting their next puppet. so he went into a home. he went into their home game. he went into their house, he sat on their couch. they served him the meal. it. the the drinks were warm. he was exactly. we thought he would do the only thing that drove me completely insane was whenperson every time they stop and this is a historic, you don't get to call yourself historic. somebody else hast pars maybe on twitter, you're like, wow, this is the most historio hcinw attempted i've ever seen in my life. you should be proud of that. i don't know. but there wait is exac woughs oy think was his greatest moment in the debat they ste, because l was a show because he knew what it was. and i'm sorrhistoricomebody y, only get hit so many times. you start hitting back. okaymye yoshould b, you want tom talked about his rallies. he's not the one with fivean star acts. they're going on befor onles no and everybody in. right. and then when they stop singing, they leave. that's not him. e wi d si leat's you. but the thing that he did was when he talkedavt him, about ob,

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he said we didn't have anything better. e saidi didn't like it, but i wd to help improve it. he showed he's willing to walk acrossi rove lines for what's bo for the american people. so i thought that was the biggest point of the debate, is that he showed he can work. he sow >> what did she show? a lot of world leadersed who saw you're stupid and no one likesnd you. >> only one question would s. oh, and we all gunobod 20. what kind of plan? which one? p yeah. world leaders. which one? none of them. ne of th so again, great debate in terms of seeing the fact that he's willin.at debatg to go anywherei play on the road to bein your president and.s wh that's who he should want.d because she won't comewa to another network and fox won't even put intbecause llt i. they'll just call it straight down the line. but that's too dangerous becausl calle goofy might come e >> so i think it's importantdanu [apput, too, that speak. speaking of goofy coming afterin an hour and a half long debatedw

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with three people coming at him, donald trump walked off that stage. he's lik ce, i want to go to the spin room where the hundreds to reporters are hanging out and go talk to them. >> and kamala harris goto them her congratulation.s speech and screwed it up. >> she did. all right. we got to move on, kids.ed up next, swalwell is having off a bae di>> greg:d over cat meme. >> if you'll be in the new york area, we'd like tickets to see. gutfeld go to foxnews.com slash gutfeld and clicd k "gutf on the link to join our studio audienceel the day you get your clear choice. >> dental implants changesy life your struggle with missing teeth foreve.r. that changes how you eat, how you feel, and how you enjoy life. clear choice network doctors have changed over 150,000 lives with dental implants because a clear choice day changes a f every day. finance your new smile forree un as low as $148 a month for arts for qualified patientscover ro for qualified patientscover ro schedule, a free consultation.

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of the day. . >> nearly burst a blood vessel over a meme. jim jordan retweetedburs, showig trump hugging a kitten in a duck at a hearing on kamala's open border. >> roll up, boris.ing ab ouwhat in the is this? the chairman tweets. protect our ducks and kittens in ohio because he goes some down, goes down some crazy rabbit hole. completely debunked that aliens are eating pets. >> are you okay mr.. we have victims coming here. you're tweetinn?g this nonsense. i, i don't know why you would t do this. >> i hope you're okay.d oh, god.do oh, i hope you're okay.>> gre it's just a meme about a kiddya in a duck. >> it's not like a bank. a spy, for god's sak

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e, is the greatest loftis. >> like, you know, these means memes are hilarious. that they're really hilarious for some reason from the right and the left can't do it. then they just get shto. >> the ai is going to have him,g like, literally explodinetg frot of us. you know, the trump holding and savinghave h the kittens.d a he can't take it. mr. fang. fang canno it's -- it's wild toe that they get more upset over a fake cat and duck meme than actual violence being perpetrate fe meme td on t right. like you can go, oh, this person was killed by an illegaed l and they go, oh, well, what are you going to do? it happens, you know, and you're like somebody , a cat. like what? the what? you better not meme about that. i will on camera. where's fang? fang he's the only thing makes it better is that he is forever associated with on and

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being left by a chinese spy. she left him. >> that's how toxic his gas was. like. she was trained by the chinesey government to withstand torture and know kung fu. but was like, i got to get awaye from this guy. ans. uy when he hits the broccoli. i got a guy. i got to go talk about a toxic with his boss. >> i don't think eric swalwellth was outraged at all. >> i think he was pretendingip l be outraged. and i know this because of the way he puts his hand. we have the was pry he his hande on his head. >> it looks like a plannede corey geography like this. >> yeah. look at that. he's like an a12. and then he's like, back up. that looks like a kid in a school play. look at that. that is not that is not an actually upset person, okay? when you're upset, you're like boss. and it's kind of a more fluid motionwhen yout is. >> it is a very choppy motion that he clearly looked at his

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notes in that hand. i had one there and thentes said he toasted it up. >> so it's even worse,s it he's pretending to be outraged to ril.e up over this.people >> he doesn't give a about this meme. can we show that again there's that one little movie does? maybe. and is my theory do it with show him. do it like this. you know when he's doing notes and he's getting he's trying to whip his own. >> yeah i could be going tooryin smart covering his eyes. yeah. he made a great point. yeah. yeah. you made a great point.t i think i can help.k i think i can help out o with this a little bit. utas that's one of my go to moves, especially when you get left in broken up with. o movei never want to hear the reasons why i always go oh man, i know it's mr way fault. t >> yeah. oh, she's still here. >> that's a patented do thing. grab your face so you can mask that you actually care. i think the big number and thell big thing is this is thatought 49,000,000.3. people thought it was funny, too. you know, on behalit funf of alf

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million of us, you, eric swalwell was one. tulsi loftis, in a rare, rare occurrence. >> it has made a good poin, mict that they didn't care about the illegal immigration problem until there wants a about it. the memes work. yeah, you knowgration , how daro that? >> yeah. and i mean, like, you know, look at how cute and cuddl.w doy that picture. yeah, that's really what they can't stand. but, but yeah, i completely agree. and we saw this inand. the debae as well from your instead of actually focusing on the challenges that the people of springfield ohio are going to their council of sgbersnd complainin about saying, hey, you guys are so concerned about keeping these migrantslaining illegal e migrants safe and making sure that they're taking care of who'sgaigrant going to take of us. this woman gave such a heart wrenching testimonwhy saying, i have to leave. you have forced me to leave my.e because i don't feel safe. and that's something that eric i

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. swalwell i mean, you want to talk about dramatic. i agree. he definitely needs some actin u g agr lessons. yeah, but -- but if they actually cared, they wouldn' htely neet have to to act. neither him nor kamala harris around thesno te seriousu issues that people are caring about. >> hey, hendy, hey. >> i'm sorry, greg, real quick. i'm just surprised we let it i , so i'll bring it up before they do. >> is it funny that duck wasp white? is not how they let that slide? there's plenty of black ducks that can be in pictures. i know. likeere ar six light skinnede s that do it. >> so true.>> gre that was a that was a duckg: whistle coin. that one of you. i just came up with that. i know>> gre you're so smart. >> so smart. that's also the name of eric's bill. ther e. so there i got to move on. up next, help from swift.f >> give cam a lift.

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a story in five words taylor endorses harris left>> ge rejoices that this was justg: posted online by a womanhis wa you might have heard of whose name is taylor swift. i willonline be casting my voter kamala harris and tim walz in the 2024 presidential electionsin. taylor swift is not just a celebrity. sh the 2024e actually she commandst a humongous squad of particularly young white women. >> it's not just a celebrity and one of the biggest celebrities in the not jus world,e bi the biggest celebrity in the world. >> the timing on it is absolutel celebry the wording of it is flawless. kat so it was like clockwork>> after she posted media gre goes crazy, said kamala fights for the causes and the rightscauses

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that she believes in. a i don't know what those are, but how do you feeight l about this? i feel nothing. i just one of these thingsl that most people are all swept up these that i just can't get t a part of. it was a great statement. whoeve t ofr it it was like,he this is what i believe. i believe, but do your researc.a and you can vote for whoever you want to vote for. but i think that she was going to d oever yoo o at some point, d but i think she had to do itomen now because of brittney mahomesn and her hugging. >> yes. whichon'h is crazy. t yeah.hata the fact that brittney mahomes likeny mahd post and then that e whole world melted down, i have never googled taylor swift in my entire life. there's noed down. i've never sn about her except if i have to right now for work. ver spoki on is capable. in terms of the algorithm. i have been followinnstable.g td that their fans have been having with each other over the huthe feud fang and i am exm by it. yeah. so i can't imagine she felt clearlxhaustedy had to do somets say something now. >> but we all kind of knew

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this was cominhead somethig rig. >> you. kno it's weird. tyra. besides this conversation. yes, i'm swifties.weird, >> i've. w >> i don't even know where they are. use them to clean the floor of my kitchen. yes, that's nice. you clean the floor and there. phenomenal. i like the place. it's amazing. it's like being in a concert. i don't know how extra votes does she get being just another celebrity, which is funnyr cele because she's mainly liked by white women. so shouldn'tbr f she hate them. >> mm. because she's anti white all the time. >> msnbc so that's got to beat weird for her. but i guesd bes it's wheneveris it's on your side, it's okay. but again, she gets one vote, right? yeah. so okay. john smith in mandeville, louisiana. he's voting for trump. ha hjohn smith ia isa. carter yeah. i don't think this is right. r m >> someone here voting forp

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trump. oh, we're 70 votes to one. taylor smith's vote, shiny and pretty. he's got sprinkles on it. taylore whenut cut you hold a close to the ear, but it still counts for one, just like everybody elsen yot . >> so, write a song about it. kat what do you say?t it tulsi you impressed by this brave decision, a billionaire feminist lady who owns private jets coming out for a liberal, liberal president? so, candida, she's going to lose some friendsential. yeah. no, not shocked at all. this them trying to turn politics and these elections are on seriouss them issues into entertainment. again, you look at all of that attention that camarounde a bige celebrity endorsement. some a couple of wordsom aha that popped out to me from u her statement was that she's supporting she has confidence in kamala harris because she is steady handed she and a giftd leader. >> so i'm going to use hande one

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of many examples to debunk that thesie 11s. >> mm-hmm. a serious issue. there are over 320,000 migrant e children that harris lostt in this country, many of whom are likely i being trafficked and used and abused today, if taylor swift is so caring ifrr,anting a gifted leade kamala harris is is not her person. >> i as is nm, you know, they re like that one. >> to go back to the debate, if ifik they did as well as they thought they did, they wouldn't have to bring out the big hammer. yeahy d they would because this, this should have been her night that she showed everybody that she didn't like trump,everb but it wasn't good enough. they had to say, oh, well,odd nt her debate was so good,r de taylor swift's going to vote for her now, which so, goes back to yeah, six on one hand and the other that loftis speaking of in one hand, you're also

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a childless cat lady. >> i call it feline cardboardar challenged child taylor swift. >> but yes. >> this is how, you know, kamala lost the debate. e debate they like they looked around and they were like, nope, nope, we are go for launchd arou. areo taylor press send now it. taylor said, yeah, we wrote it up. it's gooh har itto go. >> i obviously she speaks for the common person and she a she obviously has great judge of people. it's not like she hasn't writte person. s grean 600 songs about choosing the wrong dude. >> yes. sot like so obviously she's a gs judge of character and she and taylor what america's going through. >> she's like, america, you're hurting. it'l taylor knl be $1,000 to see saying yes, so do. and the funniest part is like the picture she posted. it was lik e she her and cat. yes. right. so she didn't take that in springfield. she's like, that is great.

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>> and we guess harvey korman and, richard pryor's soul will come out and everybody >>d a character p in a movie or a tv show has[blep to apologize. this . a when you when somebody that you admire and you're like, this guy is legendar?thisy and e woke, just get him like, you've made enough movies. you go this guyt money. m where's your principles? like, yeah, i did a lot of funny stuffdy . so every time you played a , dumb, feminine dad ord you're going to apologize for that role making dads look bad is the voice mb of homer simpson going to come forward and be like, i'm sorry, everybody that i played a dumb dad? i mean, this is it's it's sad. all i'm saying is it's sad because will ferrell is a he's a he's a funny guy. g rolehe no one ever looked at t and said, oh, that's so disparaging. wes used to be able to be comedians, so let's see if it wasn't going to give you a heart attack. e ti would do a comedy presst e conference, bring me a wigre some, but i'll do it because it'd be funny. people would laugh. i wanto .. to do, but i'm justyn saying like, yeah. and then 20 years later,r

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because i my work slowing down, i really regret the time that greg made me you like, oh, man, i wast greg totally agains. >> yeah. you know, loftis, you notice said it's only successful comedians who can afford k back and then throw their material under the bus. >> exactly. his morality is directly tied to his bank account because i guarantee it. if he checked that sucker and they're like, you onlyt.arai have $50 left, he's like, give me the rand reno, janet reno dress hav. to giv i'm i'm going back. and it's always like this wholee hypothetical, like, oh, iff i had to go back again, i, i wouldn'td tw it. ul all right. i'm not really worried about will ferrell's timd noe machine. >> and if i was like, can wor you go back and not dorill ferra sherlock holmes movie and give us step brothers like we want it? >> it's the catalina win e mixer, step brothers, one of ste the great movies all time. great. unless you're a man in his forties. >> still living at home

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with mom. yeah, you haveu ard th to go thh that tragedy being made fun of. yes. and i regret. i regretg made making fun of th. >> tulsa. everybody could be offended by som thae perfect. exactly. and i just you know, you guys are comediang: every bs like it. >> just just imagine how miserable all three of you. how miserable i learned. dr.. i know i'm the i'm realizing now i'm the only one here who doesn't do standup comedy. i sit down, though, whenn here t i'm getting very old. >> how miserable sit you have te to self-censor and voluntarilyr put this straitjacket on yourself to somehow be politically correct and think that people are still going tof someho you funny likel this because you love doing it and now you're trying to do this because of what is virtue signaling. i just and wer don't get it.g: i don't get it. you can. i bet you have something soout this in your new. well, that's the thing is i

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either i don't regret anything because either it wa things goor it was content. >> yeat was coh, every dumb thie done, i mean, there's a lot of awesome stories in my bookawm that make my book a very entertaining read because i did things i should not have been doing. >> yes. or things that wer not havee right yes. ot hav >> you wouldn't have a book i filled with this stuff that you were supposed to do f it. exactly. if i would read a book that was like i woke upd to d and i made healthy, responsible choices. nobody wants to read that book. i was like, yes, i you know, and then i had breakfast, lunch, and i had no alcohoreakfh drink. >> i only talked to men, k who were good for meto. >> i love this book. we know content. so bad decisions are good decisions because of the content they provide you. >> which, by the way, my bookmy is really good. if you didn't preorder. sorry. yeah. and content is somehow related.e >> like you can't justd. it's nt like. you pull

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it's like jenga. you pull out the janet reno thing, then something elsed some is to take its place and you're going to have to be offended by that. mom. >> it literalll its placey wrotn my acknowledgments, thank you to everyone i dated in my twenties. i don't know where i'd be withoute mydgements content.n >> you provided me. yes. prs make good content. >> emotional jenga emotional jenga. >> that's the title of your next book. what was what was flip wilson's character, who was female? geraldine in charge? >> yes. my dad is right now laughing somewhere. >> i was the funniest humang being. according to him. the flip wilson was amazinsomew >> why did i bring him up?t kn i don't know. just kill some time, i guess. all righ jus tt. why? science says handsome guys get the cash prize. whoa. after the firing of professor tony robinson, i can take the deed to your house and i can transfer that deed into

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my name. the crime of title. what is that? what that means is that a criminal? they're able steal the title to your home, typically by transferring it to another person and then selling or borrowing money the house. >> so they don't really want the physical property? no. just want to borrow against it or sell it. the great thing from title thieves perspective is that nobody realizes that i've sold your house or refi nancy that borrowed money against it until i stop making those mortgage payments. >> so it could be six months later they start getting foreclosed on. most people have credit cards, and the credit card generally protects fraudulent charges on it and so on. but what about your home, though? that's where your big equity is. >> that's not the way it works with title theft. that's not the way it works at all. and nobody's helping you. nobody's looking out for you. what's a homeowner to do? i mean, when they find out they're a victim, can they do next? >> they would have to go to maybe their local sheriff or

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the local police and they would have to notify them of this crime and try and explain what happened, which is a mess in itself. and nobody's prepared to do that. >> the thing about home title lock is that never has to happen. >> why is that? they notify you when there's any change to your title so you get notified that your deed was transferred or your mortgage was satisfied and you're able to contact home title lock, contact the authorities and catch the thief in the middle of this whole process. >> and even if the title has been transferred out of your name, home title lock has a restoration team that will come in fix your title and place the property back into your name. title fraud is real. it's. but now there's a way to protect yourself. give us a call or. go to home title lock icon and start your triple lock title protection today. >> tim tebow on fox and friends sounding the alarm about child

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>> why? i don't know. oh, he knows. a study found that women are more financially generous towards men who have attractivwe faces and voices, and they show social interest in them, demonstratinsg beauty premium in economic decision making. you know, whento the you're panhandling, do you see an increase in profits? do you see the increase in profits when you bathe? i have, yen increas. >> yes. should we be concerned by this? thisorteyou, greg, this is one e studies that, like we've, peaked as civil as we have to stop with these. it's ridiculouve ts. i thin >> i think, good looking people. this is why people want to beops movies. t th it's why they want to be television. television. good lookingey be in people. have it easier. people will spontaneously justln give money to good looking people. >> it just happens. give moneyit happens. it happens. he's making itit happe. $1 bill.with that's right.

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she's good. looking for two. >> sir, it's my feed. you just showed her a dollar. okay, listen, that's all going to come back to me because being generous makes you attractive . active >> you know, tulsi, i think that. isn't it interesting that they don't do this study in reverse? itinteremen give money to hot wn just the way he just did it. yeah, i'm sitting here. i mean, i've never done in m before in my life. >> i mean, i don't see strip clubs with dudes dancing and women throwing money at them. it's usuallyt se other men throa it at men, although i wouldn't know. >> you're sharing way too much information. i'm not sure if i should be offended that i just had a $1 bill and laughed. this feels good about. goo i do. hey, it's a rough economy, right now. >> yeah. i like biden-nomics to attract

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. yeah, that's probably hurting strippers in a big way. s in >> oh, it's been horrible. they've been on a downward slide. >> do you do you think being attractive because you're very gives you advantages that other have. don't >> what do you think? i'm not even going to go there. oh, you're like you're used to fielding like that. >> it must be hard every day. must be so hard to be beautiful. look, i can happily, you know, being an attractive guy, i. i have never gotten a woman giving me money. no woman has eve r given me money. >> i call b.s. on this cat. no man has ever gi r me. m >> yeah. oh, hey, look, here's the money. look nice. you're funny. that's aree an everybody. seconds ago. that's true. that's $1.u that's not. i understand.

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>> what's the whole point of this study? you funded a lot of your pashat >> yes, yes, yes. they were poor and mean to.t of me, and i was like, i love you. were they? were any of them attractive? >> i thought they were. but other people told me n theo i don't know how to tell if k somebody is hot or notno. yeah, because i would thinkr they were attractive. but the marketplacnot.e i thinkp said thalat. >> spoken like a true libertarian. rtaria i feel like they just really liked having access to mn. they. >> laundry. is that what you're calling it nos w? oh, no. my little in unit laundry. literall nowy, literally the in unit laundry. >> people at homndrye. >> all right, tyrus, last word. alison, are. i've i've had a lot of checks twen2000s thrown my way

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